About Me

Oh Hai! My name’s Jon, and I’m totally awful at dating. I mean, you might think you’re bad, but you’re not. Seriously, you’re looking at a guy here who once accidentally cut open his testicular sac 10 minutes before a date. 

As a result, I’ve done a lot of online dating over the years, with mixed results. In that time I’ve created lots of stories, videos and poems in a vague attempt to try to impress women. Some worked spectacularly successfully. Some have gone spectacularly wrong. 

But most of them have just ended up in the void, ones and zeroes floating around in long-deleted inboxes, so I thought I’d catalogue some of them here, for your amusement, judgement and face-palming pleasure. The names have been changed, to protect the innocent. Please, be gentle. 

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