Yes, the title is ironic.
Strangely, everything seems to be going exceptionally well in Jonland,and it appears that I have finally managed to impress a woman. Only took 35 years, mind.
She’s a fantastic girl, hilarious and stunning, and I’m pretty much thinking about her constantly, which is, I reckon, A GOOD SIGN.
Incredibly, we’ve already managed to tick off some of the big ones in the month we’ve been together - a trip to Ikea, meeting some parents, and she’s already got her own toothbrush at my place, so I’m pretty certain she likes me. She even changed her Facebook relationship status, which is pretty much the modern equivalent of announcing your courtship in the society pages of the newspaper.
Though it does make me wonder how much longer I’ll go on writing this blog now…